Open Playgirl Casting Call to Eliot Spitzer

NYMag cover-spitzer

Dear Eliot,

It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.

We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking.

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously—get in touch with us. We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.

167 comments:

  1. Amber H, 19. March 2008, 15:28

    I love this. You are all so fun!!!!

     
  2. Fabulous Bitch, 19. March 2008, 16:20

    YAY For offers!!!

     
  3. playgirl, 19. March 2008, 19:31
  4. yoyo, 19. March 2008, 20:55

    Is he really well endowed??

     
  5. Kyle, 19. March 2008, 21:12

    HILARIOUS, I love it!

     
  6. Buddy Love, 19. March 2008, 21:13

    yeah.. sure.. make fun of the Jewish guy… Jewish guys are such nebbishes that you figure you’ll have a little fun at Elliot’s expense. Well let me tell ya something.. put Burt Reynold’s.. Arnold Schwarzenegger.. a Neanderthal man.. and the entire forward line of the Pittsburgh Steelers TOGETHER and I’ll raise you ONE Elliot Spitzer and ONE Michael Bloomberg and, off of the playing field, MY team will STEAMROLLER over yours ANYDAY! Does Elliot need some rent money??? Nah… his father has HUNDREDS of millions.. enough to hand off to the ex-Mrs Spitzer in a divorce and STILL be filthy rich. Elliot has TENS of millions and he only stands to make more after the missus clears out and clears HIM out. Mike Bloomberg? Nice middle class kid from Massachusetts.. built his 7 BILLION dollar fortune one massive electronic data contract at a time. These two guys are TIGERS.. LIONS.. ALPHAS.. no.. maybe their LOOK isn’t what sets PLAYGIRL readers dreams afire at night… but THESE are the guys with the biggest balls in the knowledge economy we all have to live in.. NOT the hairy smelly regular pickup drivers who would appear UNIRONICALLY in your magazine MORE comfortably than they would in the beds of the kind of women who would appear in Playboy or Penthouse.. titles which outsell PLAYGIRL by orders of magnitude and whose women are unattainable by us regular Joes… which Spitzer and Bloomberg aren’t. So keep your head up Elliott and do what you can to keep things together where you are… but always remember that your future is bright and there’s more for you to do and PLENTY of juicy hotties out there you’ll be putting the stones to whether they like your face or NOT!

     
  7. Mary, 19. March 2008, 21:14

    I think he is hot. I would love to see him in the nude.

     
  8. Missourimule, 19. March 2008, 21:14

    Well, YoYo, he paid “Kristen” $4,300 to TELL him he is . . . . .

     
  9. Patrice, 19. March 2008, 21:15

    I can picture it now…Spitzer surrounded by boxes in the lobby of some official looking office building…hot.

     
  10. Beth Arnold, 19. March 2008, 21:17

    Eliot is an extremly hot man. Thanks Playgirl, All of us are dieing to see what he has. I bet it’s beautiful.

    Beth

     
  11. Buddy Love, 19. March 2008, 21:20

    Patrice on March 19, 2008 said:
    I can picture it now…Spitzer surrounded by boxes in the lobby of some official looking office building…hot.

    Heh heh.. you definitely GOT IT, Patrice.. Elliott surrounded by boxes filled with papers filled with the knowledge that guys like Spitzer know how to interpret.. as opposed to the HOT UPS guy whose job it is to LIFT those boxes and put him in a truck. As quaint a fantasy object to women or the wealthy gay men who may DREAM about f***ing him but have no illusion as to where he stands in their society. Guys like Elliott run this place. He only lost out because he was impolitic and too fast on the draw. The reason why Elliott was every bit as much a pioneer as a Jewish man in the top position as opposed to that glass ceiling one level down serving as an adviser. But rest assured.. those big muscle macho guys are BELOVED by women because they are as powerless and disposable to the modern upwardly mobile woman as Miss Kitty from Gunsmoke is to men. You wouldn’t put Elliott in PLAYGIRL cause YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE ELLIOTT!!!

     
  12. Buddy Love, 19. March 2008, 21:22

    ” Beth Arnold on March 19, 2008 said:
    Eliot is an extremly hot man. Thanks Playgirl, All of us are dieing to see what he has. I bet it’s beautiful.

    Beth”

    $80,000,000, Beth… and you and EVERY woman you know would just LOVE to get your mouth around THAT roll.. of cash and wouldn’t be shy about saying so without so much as a titter of the ironic giggle you give the FEDEX guy as you hold out your hands to make measure of his juicy butt, eh?

     
  13. me, 19. March 2008, 21:38

    Why not? The man has no dignity left.

     
  14. Mac, 19. March 2008, 21:44

    I bet it’s . . . tiny.

     
  15. Mick O'Lick, 19. March 2008, 21:51

    Buddy Love, you’re, like, so totally gay. I’ll bet you’d pay a pretty penny for a Spitzer Roll, huh?

     
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  17. qazi63, 19. March 2008, 22:11

    DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT ADULTERY/FORNICATION?
    1. Exodus 20:14
    Thou shalt not commit adultery.
    Exodus 20:13-15 (in Context) Exodus 20 (Whole Chapter)
    2. Leviticus 20:10
    And the man that committeth adultery with another man’s wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbor’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
    Leviticus 20:9-11 (in Context) Leviticus 20 (Whole Chapter)
    3. Deuteronomy 5:18
    Neither shalt thou commit adultery.
    Deuteronomy 5:17-19 (in Context) Deuteronomy 5 (Whole Chapter)
    4. Proverbs 6:32
    But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.
    Proverbs 6:31-33 (in Context) Proverbs 6 (Whole Chapter)
    5. Jeremiah 3:8
    And I saw, when for all the causes whereby backsliding Israel committed adultery I had put her away, and given her a bill of divorce; yet her treacherous sister Judah feared not, but went and played the harlot also.
    Jeremiah 3:7-9 (in Context) Jeremiah 3 (Whole Chapter)
    6. Jeremiah 3:9
    And it came to pass through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks.
    Jeremiah 3:8-10 (in Context) Jeremiah 3 (Whole Chapter)
    7. Jeremiah 5:7
    How shall I pardon thee for this? thy children have forsaken me, and sworn by them that are no gods: when I had fed them to the full, they then committed adultery, and assembled themselves by troops in the harlots’ houses.
    Jeremiah 5:6-8 (in Context) Jeremiah 5 (Whole Chapter)
    8. Jeremiah 7:9
    Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;
    Jeremiah 7:8-10 (in Context) Jeremiah 7 (Whole Chapter)
    9. Jeremiah 23:14
    I have seen also in the prophets of Jerusalem an horrible thing: they commit adultery, and walk in lies: they strengthen also the hands of evildoers, that none doth return from his wickedness; they are all of them unto me as Sodom, and the inhabitants thereof as Gomorrah.
    Jeremiah 23:13-15 (in Context) Jeremiah 23 (Whole Chapter)
    10. Jeremiah 29:23
    Because they have committed villainy in Israel, and have committed adultery with their neighbors’ wives, and have spoken lying words in my name, which I have not commanded them; even I know, and am a witness, saith the LORD.
    Jeremiah 29:22-24 (in Context) Jeremiah 29 (Whole Chapter)
    From King James Version
    1. BATH-SHEBA (BATHSHEBA) » Adultery of (2 Samuel 11:2-5)
    2. COPULATION » See ADULTERY
    3. CRIMINALS » See various crimes, such as ADULTERY, ARSON, HOMICIDE, etc
    4. FORNICATION » See ADULTERY
    5. HARLOT (PROSTITUTE) » See ADULTERY
    6. HARLOTRY » See ADULTERY
    7. LASCIVIOUSNESS » See ADULTERY
    8. LICENTIOUSNESS » See ADULTERY
    9. LUST » See ADULTERY
    10. PROSTITUTION » See ADULTERY
    _____________________________________________________________________
    DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT FORNICATION?
    2 Chronicles 21:11
    Moreover he made high places in the mountains of Judah and caused the inhabitants of Jerusalem to commit fornication, and compelled Judah thereto.
    2 Chronicles 21:10-12 (in Context) 2 Chronicles 21 (Whole Chapter)
    Ezekiel 16:15
    But thou didst trust in thine own beauty, and playedst the harlot because of thy renown, and pouredst out thy fornications on every one that passed by; his it was.
    Ezekiel 16:14-16 (in Context) Ezekiel 16 (Whole Chapter)
    Ezekiel 16:26
    Thou hast also committed fornication with the Egyptians thy neighbors, great of flesh; and hast increased thy whoredoms, to provoke me to anger.
    Ezekiel 16:25-27 (in Context) Ezekiel 16 (Whole Chapter)
    Ezekiel 16:29
    Thou hast moreover multiplied thy fornication in the land of Canaan unto Chaldea; and yet thou wast not satisfied therewith.
    Ezekiel 16:28-30 (in Context) Ezekiel 16 (Whole Chapter)
    Isaiah 23:17
    And it shall come to pass after the end of seventy years, that the LORD will visit Tyre, and she shall turn to her hire, and shall commit fornication with all the kingdoms of the world upon the face of the earth.
    Isaiah 23:16-18 (in Context) Isaiah 23 (Whole Chapter)
    John 8:41
    Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.
    John 8:40-42 (in Context) John 8 (Whole Chapter)
    Mark 7:21
    For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
    Mark 7:20-22 (in Context) Mark 7 (Whole Chapter)
    Matthew 5:32
    But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
    Matthew 5:31-33 (in Context) Matthew 5 (Whole Chapter)

    Matthew 15:19
    For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:
    Matthew 15:18-20 (in Context) Matthew 15 (Whole Chapter)
    Matthew 19:9
    And I say unto you, whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her who is put away doth commit adultery.
    Matthew 19:8-10 (in Context) Matthew 19 (Whole Chapter)

    From King James Version
    1. FORNICATION
    2. SCOURGING » Prescribed in the Mosaic law for committing the sin of fornication (Leviticus 19:20; Deuteronomy 22:18)
    3. SENSUALITY » See FORNICATION
    4. VOWS » INSTANCES OF » Of Job, not to entertain thoughts of fornication (Job 31:1)
    5. WOMEN » INSTANCES OF » Dinah, in her fornication (Genesis 34:1,2)

     
  18. Jack DeTooly, 19. March 2008, 22:12

    Does anyone else think that Buddy Love probably IS Eliot Spitzer? I think the misspelling of the name (two L’s) is designed to throw us off…

     
  19. Buddy Love is an Idiot, 19. March 2008, 22:14

    Buddy Love… are you serious? You can’t possibly be… If you are you must be the most insecure person on the planet. Matter of fact, aren’t those the types that pay for prostitutes in the first place?

     
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    […] from the Playgirl Magazine Blog […]

     
  21. donnie, 19. March 2008, 22:39

    Just so long as they put a bag over his head. Actually a double bag, n case the first one breaks.

     
  22. JoeFrancis, 19. March 2008, 22:43

    I love that Eliot paid $4300 for the same thing that the Girls Gone Wild crew got in exchange for some alcohol, a trucker cap and a tank top. GGW is the JPMorgan to Eliot Spitzer’s Joe Louis.

     
  23. donnie, 19. March 2008, 22:43

    Hey quazi63,

    you need an (olive oil with a little garlic and basil and a touch of rosemary) enema and some psychiatric therapy

     
  24. Fred Hinch, 19. March 2008, 22:46

    I melt looking at Silda.
    Let’s see what he gave up for a quick squirt.
    “Cum stains on the pillowe where your sweet head used to be.”

     
  25. Kelly in Montana, 19. March 2008, 22:54

    Gotta agree with those who find Spitzer hot. Smart Jewish boy with a sense of bravado. You know what that means.

     
  26. Kelly in Montana, 19. March 2008, 23:12

    qazi63–What gives? The biblical thing is a little out of context. At least (I’m assuming that you’re protestant) you’re quoting the King James version, and not one of those tiresome “modern” translations that just don’t have the same sense of import. I strongly support the “thees” and “thows” if you’re reading a protestant Bible.

    But relax a bit. Elliot is jewish, so the New Testament (”NT”) references aren’t relevant or appropriate. And the Old Testament (”OT”) lessons about sexual morality are a bit more nuanced than your summary would suggest. Sexual morality in the OT is more about maintaing certain societal and social mores, and thus maintaining family and social constructs. We (okay, I’m a 10-year male convert) Jews don’t really do fire, brimstone, and hell for individual sins. Not to say that we don’t believe in pursuing perfection of individual behavior, but we don’t believe that God punishes us for being less than He himself is. We just always figure that you can do better.

     
  27. ridor9th, 19. March 2008, 23:21

    yes! get him naked! i’ll buy the issue!

    R-

     
  28. Cheryl, 19. March 2008, 23:32

    The guy obviously would not get any action from his wife. The man is hideous looking. He looks like one of those Lord of The Rings Trolls. It is no wonder he had to resort to $4000.00 prostitutes. Who cares if he is well endowed? I am sure there are better looking men who are.

     
  29. Josh, 19. March 2008, 23:48

    We have really have showed the world the benefits of the United States as a society, we have elivated celebrity sluts , skanky whore, and sleep with prostitues to celebrity status. I guess we will be bringing out our barn yard animals next. I have just relocated back into the US from Europe and I am shocked as to how US society as a whole has become turned upside down on what is respected and elevated as sophisticated. I guess selling yourself and having sex like animals is the next step for moving forward in society? Just think we will pack our bags and head back to Europe or maybe China.

     
  30. Brian, 19. March 2008, 23:48

    Is Spitzer giving a Masonic hand signal? He’s just another Luciferian twit.

     
  31. Cassandra, 20. March 2008, 0:31

    If she can get offered,so can he !!!

    I discovered this and heard about wanting the Gov.to pose,while listening online to your internet radio show.

    I’m subscribing to Playgirl ASAP !!

    Will there be more online Playgirl talk shows ?

     
  32. UpstateJoe, 20. March 2008, 0:48

    >Is he really well endowed??

    As much as any chimp could be.

     
  33. Cindy, 20. March 2008, 1:06

    He’s butt ugly! Please, please, please don’t publish pictures of him!

     
  34. Mo, 20. March 2008, 1:07

    Trust some nut to think of this, VOMIT.

    What’s with all the BS on this site?

     
  35. Gollum, 20. March 2008, 1:16

    Is it just me, or does Silda Spitzer look like she could be Jennifer Anniston’s mom? HOTHOTHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  36. Alberto Giacomo, 20. March 2008, 2:29

    He crawled away like a poisoned dog. He ain’t nothin’!

     
  37. Bob, 20. March 2008, 3:02

    Kelly…

    Looks like the whole David/Bathsheba thing slipped your mind. David was indeed punished for his sin of adultery.

    –Bob

     
  38. ridor9th, 20. March 2008, 4:42

    C’mon, guys. I like rugged men. Pretty boys like Tom Cruise does not get me off.

    R-

     
  39. Babooshka Woonalee, 20. March 2008, 6:52

    Methinks that Buddylove and the qazi dude are the same guy. after all, the bible was written by Jews. It all fits. Yippeee for the uncomplicated world we live in.

     
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  41. Janejones, 20. March 2008, 7:18

    I think he’s hot. He has a swagger that I find appealing.

     
  42. slinkybender, 20. March 2008, 7:18

    Eliot’s an alte cocker on his way to the glue factory.

    Who’d want to see a naked man his age?

     
  43. Stanford Johnson, 20. March 2008, 7:56

    Hey Buddy Love: Don’t VER…compare Eliot , limpdick Spitzer to Bloomberg! Bloomberg is a class act…not a schmuck, hypocrit! Bloomberg EARNED his money…didn’t have Daddy backing hiom…sending him to every fine school money can buy! The Jewish thing is irrelevant…plenty of smart nerdy goys around too…that aren’t schmucks to their families…look no further then Gates and Buffett!

     
  44. twenty2060, 20. March 2008, 7:58

    qazi63: Ya know what, I think you need a good roll in the hay with someone new. And I’ll add this to really set you off……Guys (and girls for that matter) like Eliot Spitzer are totally capable of governing and holding just about any job they have regarless of how they satisify their sexual appetite. Some people just know how to keep sex and all the wonderful experiences one can have with it compartmentalized and not have it infringe on their daily life. What say your New Testament to that?

     
  45. ricklondon, 20. March 2008, 8:31

    There once was a gov named Spitzer,
    Who many years after his Bar Mitzver,
    Took a babe to his bed,
    Just for some head,
    And now she’s $4300 richer.

     
  46. Jamie Theriault, 20. March 2008, 8:35

    Some of you are making light of the BIble which is understandably the wordly way. Like it or not we all are going to bow before our maker some day and all your arguments and punch lines arent going to mean much then. To the jewish guy comments, you’re in for a rude awakening buddy - you’re on the hook for your actions just like the rest of us. Putting this guy in Playgirl makes about as much sense as everything else these days, so go for it. I feel sorry for his wife.. she looks like a nice lady and her and the kids don’t deseve to be out through this.

     
  47. Joe Gage » You Asked For It (Pingback), 20. March 2008, 8:40
     

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  49. Beverley, 20. March 2008, 9:11

    The only one of the posts that makes true sense is # 28 by Josh. The US has gone down the toilet.

    I’m happy I moved out of the country.

     
  50. Brandon, 20. March 2008, 9:21

    You know what? This woman is a whore. Any other woman would be in jail right now. She’s gross.

     
  51. Jack Trenton II, 20. March 2008, 9:28

    Client #9, Governor’s hooker, OJ jailed, Paris Freed, Whoopi and the View, all distractions. While mainstream media creates illusions, the gov’t steps on our throats by opening our mail, suspending habeas corpus, stealing private lands, banning books like “America Deceived” from Amazon, conducting warrantless wiretaps and starting wars for a foriegn gov’t.
    Impeach them all and end this madness.
    Final link (until Google Books bends to pressure and drops the title):
    http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/book_detail.asp?&isbn=0-595-38523-0

     
  52. JOe, 20. March 2008, 9:57

    I bet he’s well hung

     
  53. RE, 20. March 2008, 10:01

    His career is over. He might as well embrace his sexual power and make a statement with it: “I shall not be defeated by you two-faced puritan bigots!”

     
  54. Stan the Rainman, 20. March 2008, 10:46

    My only question is–Was Kristen a Spitzer???

     
  55. Mao Zedong, 20. March 2008, 10:46

    Religion is poison. ~ Mao Zedong

     
  56. Mike in Bend, 20. March 2008, 10:49

    Three words: eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww! eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww! eeeeeeewwwwwww!

     
  57. justaguy, 20. March 2008, 11:12

    And I thought women were supposed to be the gender who were sensitive, were not looks-driven, and were more interested in the content of a man’s character, his kindness and goodness, than his looks? Instead, I find that many women are no better than, if not worse than, men in this department? Hmmph.
    –Disappointed

     
  58. WildKarma, 20. March 2008, 11:25

    A Masonic hand gesture? Are you serious? What kind of inbred moronic twit are you? There are three Masonic handgestures. All three allude to the placment of your hands on the Holy Bible when taking the obligations of the three degrees.

    He is simply holding his hands in front of him, you dumbass.

     
  59. gerard pawling, 20. March 2008, 11:29

    i’m still waiting for the ABE BEAME pictorial to appear in the mag. After all, he was a true New York pol (e)!

     
  60. Mark, 20. March 2008, 11:32

    The people posting in this site about spitzer are the same people who are going to vote for president. The people in this country have sunken to a gutter level mentality.
    All anyone cares about is this crap with spitzer, what Britney, Lindsey and Paris are doing, and flipping your baseball hats backwards. No wonder radical islam wants to take over this country.

     
  61. malcolm, 20. March 2008, 11:54

    qazi163, the question is not whether we KNOW what the bible says about adultery and fornication, but whether we CARE. While it is interesting to know how Bronze Age goatherds regarded these matters, I rather sustpect that it is of scant relevance to most Playgirl readers.

    missourimule, keep in mind that what men pay prostitutes for is not the sex, but to go away afterwards.

     
  62. Dana, 20. March 2008, 11:56

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  63. Tim John, 20. March 2008, 12:03

    Why haven’t this girl been brought up on Prostitution charges? Answer, she is White, and she is working for the Feds

     
  64. HolyStereotypesBatman, 20. March 2008, 12:03

    Lol you all are pathetic.

     
  65. cinsere, 20. March 2008, 12:15

    Hey I’m with Josh about the heading back to Europe comment. I recently read that
    there has been a lot of people moving out of the country. What good is a bunch
    of people whose intelligence isn’t showing up much higher then the behavior of animals.
    Respect yourself or you will never respect others.

     
  66. James Tamarak, 20. March 2008, 12:17

    Does the writer think it is appropriate to steal a line from a children’s book?

    I.e., “We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking.”

    “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”

     
  67. lew, 20. March 2008, 12:28

    Stanford 41, perhaps Mr. Buffett was not the ideal illustration.
    Smart? Clearly. Nerdy? Clearly not–he has often remarked that he doesn’t invest
    in tech because he refuses to invest in that which he does not understand. Ad
    schmuck to family, I suppose that depends on one’s point of view!
    http://feedlot.blogspot.com/2006/09/omaha-billionaire-warren-buffett.html

     
  68. No Spitzer please!, 20. March 2008, 12:29

    Sounds like Buddy Love is a little bitter. Aw poor baby. Spitzer looks like the big eared rat he is, ha ha what comes around goes around.There are many more poor jews than super weathly and many more people of other religions that have more money than him since you are ALL about the money. The centerfold should just be a pile of money since that’s really all that gets anyone exited about him. Ha!

     
  69. Sasha, 20. March 2008, 13:01
     
  70. KC, 20. March 2008, 13:06

    Oh yes, do move to Europe!
    They have universal health care and lots of other great stuff too.
    Be careful which country you pick though, where prostitution is legal this would never be a story in the first place.
    But Europeans are generally so moral and caring, you will love it there. Bye,bye

     
  71. QueerClick (Trackback), 20. March 2008, 13:44
     

    An Open Letter to Playgirl

    Dear editors of Playgirl, We read your offer to Eliot Spitzer to appear nude in your magazine and wonder: What the fuck were you thinking? Sure you’re still delusional that your magazine caters mostly to straight women who probably…

     
  72. Dave Sieber, 20. March 2008, 13:51

    Talk about HOT, then look at Silda. She is hotter then any of the pay for play ladies.

     
  73. ed, 20. March 2008, 13:56

    Sheesh….Dont leave out the poor guys wife. I wanna see Mrs Spitzer in some issue of playboy. Give her the money and lets see what she’s got.

     
  74. davbaye, 20. March 2008, 14:01

    Spitzer had to read the essay on prostitution “A She-Savior” by the well-known Russian author Mikhail Armalinsky. It was published in Moscow edition of his Selected Works http://www.mipco.com/english/introVozn.html
    Here is the link: http://www.mipco.com/english/SheSavior.html

    The main idea of the essay “A She-Savior” is that the legalization of prostitution must be based on a return of its divine, sacred character, so that prostitution will be considered the most honorable profession, the one closest to God, the holiest.

     
  75. Dr J, 20. March 2008, 14:03

    I think the wife Silda is hot, she could demand some jack from the “Mens Magazines” for some pic’s and give the gov some payback.

     
  76. atx, 20. March 2008, 14:04

    Is the Governor French?

     
  77. Mortgage Truth, 20. March 2008, 14:23

    I don’t think anyone wants to see Spitzer naked…

     
  78. mikecanada, 20. March 2008, 14:35

    we can’t know for sure if he is big or small, but we do know it’s cut

     
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  80. Benito García, 20. March 2008, 14:41

    Hitler, Franco, Mussolini, Stalin, et al, in the last one hundred years have shown the world their unique brand of European genius for civilization. Being a simple minded libertarian moron, I much prefer the folksy boors on this side of the Atlantic.

     
  81. Stephen, 20. March 2008, 14:50

    If He was poor what Women would want to see him naked?

     
  82. the dude, 20. March 2008, 15:03

    Is it just me or does anyone else think that BuddyLove is an angry gay Jewish man?

     
  83. Adirondack Patriot, 20. March 2008, 15:25

    To all those people who want Eliot Spitzer to appear in Playgirl magazine, let me ask you this: For your 15 seconds of jollies, what price will his daughters have to pay?

    His daughters are stuck with a last name that is a metaphor for a middle-aged man who needs to pay for sex. The name Spitzer is to prostitution as Lewinski is to oral sex. What a wonderful father.

    Please. Make this bald-headed, cobra-eyed, chlamydia-drenched, trust-fund phony go away.

     
  84. Xenophon, 20. March 2008, 16:11

    Does anyone else here suspect that “Buddy Love” is really Elliot Spitzer himself? Come on, Elliot…that’s really you, isn’t it?

     
  85. Jack DeTooly, 20. March 2008, 16:23

    Hey I made that joke already.

     
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  87. art adams, 20. March 2008, 17:35

    A plot against a jew?….reliable sites on the “net” report (1) that the call girl agency Spitzer used, one that pervades Washington, is pure and simple a shrewd and clever MOSSAD operation used to intimidate, blackmail, get “intelligence” and do other Khazar nefarious things, and that (2) Spitzer was crossing the party line too much in going after the Bush administration for enjoining him and and other attorney generals for going after the mortgager takers victimizing the loan applicants. Mossad supports Bush: He has been their unwitting operative for seven years. Spitzer, in his honesty and public service finally made too many powerful enemies and had to be silenced by Mossad’s exposure. Q.E.D.

     
  88. steven, 20. March 2008, 17:42

    unfortunately, he doesn’t really pay rent, because his superrich dad owns the building that he lives in

     
  89. roger, 20. March 2008, 17:52

    Eliot’s message to his wife:

    “You got old, baby!”

     
  90. Billy Dee, 20. March 2008, 18:33

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  91. johny, 20. March 2008, 18:44

    The bible was written by pedophiles!

     
  92. K.P., 20. March 2008, 18:45

    First, the bible is a work of fiction. To believe otherwise is just plain mind control.

    Second, Spitzer is a bloody idiot. Silda is way more attractive that “Kristen”. Anyone who would actually pay good money to screw a bimbo like Kristen deserves all the STDs they get. She’s clearly a gold digging whore with no self respect and has to compensate by selling her body to support a material lifestyle. Mark my words, it’ll come out that she was sexual abused in some way by daddy, an uncle or even grandpa to excuse her self loathing and society as a whole with breathe a collective “Awwwww” as she spills her sad if not fictional account on some useless show like Oprah.

    I hope Silda dumps his sorry ass and finds a real man (she may be a decade or so old than I, but I’d still pay attention to her…beautiful *and* intelligent…nothin’ sexier than that).

     
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  95. Joseph Thomas, 20. March 2008, 18:51

    Why does this become a “Jewish” thing. The damn idiot apparently does not have enough blood in his body for both of his heads to live comfortably with each other. It is sad that some men, regardless of their power, their wealth, or their intelligence never grow too old to learn new ways of making complete fools of themselves.

     
  96. scooter, 20. March 2008, 19:13

    F*CK RELIGION and ALL THEIR LAMB HEADED for SLAUGHTER.

     
  97. Bob Michaels, 20. March 2008, 19:25

    Spitizer has suffered enough, leave the poor bastard alone

     
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  109. Bernie G., 20. March 2008, 20:23

    Slight correction in your article…….Spitzer is NOT being crucified by conservatives and Republicans. Mass Media , yes, but this has nothing to do w/ cons and Reps. Spitzer brought this on himself; brought the attention to himself with his stupidity. Republicans and Conservatives are not publicizing it. That is a totally erroneous statement and should be corrected immediately!

     
  110. Stanford Johnson, 20. March 2008, 20:30

    Touche’ Lew 62….I really had not heard that about Warren , the old stud muffin! LOL. Anyway, I just thought Buddy Boy had no business bringing up Bloomberg…or religion period. Bloomberg is a First Class guy…and seems to be a fine family guy. Of course this ridiculious scrutiny is a little over the top….but the real bad deal is he was such a hypocrit….chasing down 100$ johns in a braggidicco fashion” I’ll steamroll you”….Anyway…I certainly felt bad for his daughters….they will be hearing this crap for many,many years to come.

    Especially when the slut comes out with her article in Hustler…..rumor has it…Spitzer was nicknamed” the hairless half inch”…go figure!

     
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