PLAYGIRL blog

Dear Eliot,

It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We’ve stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she’s already been showing the world for a whole lot less.

We think you’ve had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we’ve been thinking.

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously—get in touch with us. We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.

Not sure who in his or her right mind designs something like this by accident. Kind of a piss-poor product design, no? Not the kind of thing you’d expect to find in a church gift shop.

Unless of course the unintentional pornographic aspect of this is, in fact, intentional… In which case, it’s extra inappropriate.

But still. Take note of the “Honor thy father and mother” line just above Jesus’ “switch” and try not to cringe. And what are those kids looking at?

Even us Playgirls have decency standards.

Sort of.